Snow what !!!

Huge excitement today. It snowed in Joburg. MD phones to make sure I catch the spectacle. Keep in mind that I've never seen real snow. I rush outside - nothing. Drive to work - nothing. Not a snowflake. Not a patch of white. Nada, nothing, zip. Everyone arrives late at the office because... they've been taking photos and playing in the snow. The biggest patch of ice I saw was the one on my windscreen.
This evening, MD gives me an ice ball in a plastic packet - my token snowball. That sucks.
I was VERY tempted to throw it at him... but I'm a pacifist.

So. For the Record. I have still not seen nor touched REAL SNOW.

Oh. Special message for crackpot who drives Audi. I'm guessing you've now learnt that throwing boiling water on your windscreen was not a crackerjack move.