Darfur

Got together with my favourite medic mates on a short break from Darfur (in Sudan), who brought along some more medic mates. Surprisingly, we did not chat about any gross stuff but I did learn that Darfur is an experience. The food sucks and is used to poison the rats around camp. The average temperature is 52 c and turns jelly babies into liquid mush. The buildings are plastic fit-to's, which comes in handy when AU troops teach rookies how to drive armoured vehicles, which haven't been hijacked by rebels yet.
This explains why the food took precedence over the booze... and no gross stuff was discussed.
Welcome home. You can hog the heater. Chow down.